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    July 03

    Who knew a Safeway Clb Card could be the perfect tool for a pickup line...

    Safeway.
    A house of amazingness.
    The other day Emily and her bestie Sally* went in to Safeway on a hunt for food. Yummy food.
    Then Sally had to go to the bathroom.
    While she was gone Emily decided to pick up some essentials:
     
    -A 10 pound bag of pinto beans
    -A candle with the virgin mary on it...
    -A box of Puffins cereal
    -Cheese Risotto (It's ok Emily didn't know what it was either, but it looked cool)
    -A toy doll that had an EXTREMELY large mouth
     
    Of course when Sally came back from the bathroom and demanded Emily put everything back.
    And then they bought chicken.
    Yay chicken.
    So then they went to the checkout.
    The guy rang them up and asked for Emily's phone number so he coud give her the traditional Safeway Club Card discount of course.
    Or at least that's what Emily thought.
    The guy then proceeded to ask how old she is.
    (Emily still considered this man an honest employee, and interpeted his question to refer about getting her own Safeway club card.
    Then the guy was all like "Oh you're too young."
    And Emily was like ok.
    And the guy was like "But I have your number now soooo...."
    Emily, immedietly awakened to the cashier's creepy-stalker-perverted-rudeness, demanded her reciept and promptly walked out of the story and went about her life.
     
    The End.
    :D
     
    *Sally's name changed so creepy internet stalkers don't find her.
     
    10:05 PM | Blog it | Interesting writing about a girl named Emily

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    Melaniewrote:
    haha was he tal, and look like the creepy "spy" on the original willie wanka? Hes the first one I would be suspicious of lol
    July 5
    Stevenwrote:
    Oh yea you told Steven that story once. Steven thinks that cashiers have no right to violate Emily in this fahion. Steven thinks he will resent this man for a while, but we should forgive him anyway :D. WE LOVE YOU EMILY!
    July 4
    BrennaDollwrote:
    wow emily. i still cant believe that! i told me family about it, and they were all "thats when you say, 'can i speak to your manager?'"!! ahahah! next time we'll do that.
    July 4
    Will Driskellwrote:
    Will, he says that you put that guy in his place. if he ever calls you, Will thinks you should promptly tell him he is unwanted, and hang up. just like that. Will thinks people like them are stupid and make ALL guys look stupid>< he is sorry that there are creepy people out there like that
    July 3

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